omega0684
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:46 PM |
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Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :
here is a bit of fun for those of you that may be sitting and watching the comp screen idle as i am
A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:
The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
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Fozzie
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:49 PM |
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It was the maid....there are no mail deliveries on a Sunday!
Fozzie 
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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clairetoo
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:49 PM |
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The maid done it - not many post offices open on Sunday 
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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Dangle_kt
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:49 PM |
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the maid - no post on a sunday
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NigeEss
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:50 PM |
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Maid.
No Mail on Sunday unless it's the paper.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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Dangle_kt
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:50 PM |
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DAG NAM! YOU WOMEN ARE QUICK! 
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NigeEss
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:51 PM |
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My thoughts exactly 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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omega0684
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:57 PM |
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ok that was an easy one, i have another
A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
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clairetoo
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 12:58 PM |
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Dunno why...........I've only just got up (recovering from the hangover from hell.......that 14th JD`n`coke must have been off.... )
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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omega0684
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 01:00 PM |
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a lady that drinks........... well i never
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Simon
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 01:08 PM |
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Used to work with a girl (her name was Claire too ) who could down a pint in about 6 secs
ATB
Simon
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MikeR
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 01:23 PM |
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The man who killed his wife was a hangman carrying out his official duty.
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austin man
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 01:58 PM |
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car accident ??
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 03:03 PM |
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The maid actually confessed, what she said was 'I was getting the MALE.' The policeman just wrote down the wrong interpretation of what
she said.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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clairetoo
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| posted on 24/12/08 at 04:48 PM |
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The man who killed his wife had just been given the ultimatum `it's me or that kit-car` - so it was `justifiable homicide`
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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